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Ashlee Simpson-Pete Wentz Divorce
So what’s behind the out-of-the-blue Ashlee Simpson-Pete Wentz divorce? Depends on whose side—and which gossip site—you believe. One set of sources tells TMZ Ashlee “really wanted out” because she couldn’t handle “Pete’s erratic behavior,” but sources ...
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Tiger’s New Cub — Tiger Woods and Much Younger Girlfriend
Tiger Woods has reportedly jumped back into the dating pool and is seeing a 22-year-old student who looks just like his ex-wife Elin Nordegren. Alyse Lahti Johnston 13 years younger than the golfer....
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Single Scene Toronto – Things to Do When You’re Single in Toronto
Much of complains that people in Toronto think that they are the centre of the universe. Spend a few days in the city and you might realize why. It’s a city where you can find anything you want and party all night to celebrate finding it. With a hot ...
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Good comeback lines for the bedroom and beyond !
He said… Want a quickie? She said…As opposed to what? He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it. She said…You wear briefs, don’t you? He said… Do you love me just because m ...
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How to be Annoying at Work
Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you’re waiting for your document. Insist that your e-mail address be “zena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com” Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them to sign ...
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Top 10 Things You Do Not Want To Hear On An Airplane P.A. System
1. Mid-way across the Ocean: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind you that your seat cushions can be used as floatation devices. 2. Our loss of altitude allows a unique close up perspective of the local terrain. I as ...
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Personal Ads Translated!
Women lie, when she says…It really means: 30-ish …………… 39 Adventurous…..Has slept with everybody in town Athletic…………………..Flat-Chested Average looking…… ...
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Actual Classified Ads
1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB — $850/offer —————————- AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED. —————————– SNOW BLOWER ...
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Quotes About Your Boss
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done”. Quote from the Boss… “I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on ...
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