Tag: Dating Jokes
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Why Beer Should be Allowed at Work
While most companies refrain from allowing consumption of alcohol on the premises, there are some good arguments for changing that policy. It’s an incentive to show up. It reduces stress. It leads to more honest communications. It reduces complai ...
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Top 20 Things You Don’t Want To Hear During Surgery
1. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. 2. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness” 3. Hand me that…uh…that uh…thingie. 4. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex. 5. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500m ...
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How Corporate Shit Happens!
In the beginning…..was THE PLAN! And from the plan, sprung forth THE ASSUMPTIONS! And the Assumptions were without clue…… And the Plan was without purpose……. And a darkness fell upon the faces of the workers….. And t ...
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What’s Your Business Sign?
Instead of Astrological Signs, how about these .. What’s Your Business Sign? 1) MARKETING You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing which is p ...
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Name Puns We’d All Like To See
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono. If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she’d be Bo Ho. If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra. If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry ...
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Mysterious Phrases Explained
The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the mysterious language of science and medicine. These special phrases are also applicable to anyone reading a PhD dissertation or academic paper. “IT HAS LONG BEEN K ...
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Actual answers given by contestants on the television game show, “The Family Feud”
Name something a blind person might use – A sword Name a song with moon in the title – Blue suede moon Name a bird with a long neck – Naomi Campbell Name an occupation where you need a torch – A burglar Name a famous brother ...
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Tips for Proper English
Avoid alliteration. Always. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do. Employ the vernacular. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. Remember to never split an infinitive. Contrac ...
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33 Reasons Why Men are Proud of Themselves
We know stuff about tanks A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase We can open all our own jars We can go to the bathroom without a support group We don’t have to learn to spell a new last name We can leave a motel bed unmade We can kill our own f ...
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Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work
Escapee A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. A sudden wave of panic/embarrassment usually accompanies this. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If y ...
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